Headlines for: 06-04-2002

Beatles Are Just Puppets For Georgia Ventriloquist NORCROSS, Ga. (Wireless Flash) – The Beatles are just puppets to a ventriloquist in Norcross, Georgia. Bob Abdou is the world’s only Beatles ventriloquist and spends many a

Bridezilla Strikes Again! DALLAS (Wireless Flash) – June is the wedding season and also the time when a new type of manners menace appears: “Bridezilla.” According to Dallas-based wedding coordinator Gail Dunson, the typical

Woman Turns BBQ Scraper Into Self-Defense Device SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) – If a woman in San Diego is correct, your best weapon against a terrorist is a barbecue scraper. Pat Robertson has just invented the “911Jack,” a self-defense

‘Deep Throat’ Turns 30 (June 11) NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Next Tuesday (June 11) marks the 30th anniversary of an event explicitly important to the sexual revolution: The day Deep Throat was released in theaters.

Mr. Pringles Gets A Makeover NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The mustachioed man who appears on cans of Pringles potato chips is getting a make-over – and it’s getting a thumbs up from fashion experts.

Moms Make Better Beauty Queens SPRINGFIELD, Va. (Wireless Flash) – Miss America may get more attention, but the real babes are at the Mrs. America pageant. And the reason why just may be because the competitors are moms.

Horny Dolphin Causing A Whale Of Problem For Family Members SANTA FE, N.M. (Wireless Flash) – That horny dolphin near Weymouth, England, is causing a whale of bad press for the species, according to a woman who telepathically communicates with the creatures.

Zoinks! Kids, Don’t Eat Scooby Snacks! PITTSBURGH (Wireless Flash) – Remember “Scooby Snacks?” They were Shaggy and Scooby-Doo’s favorite treat to eat when they got gripped by the munchies.

Pierced Teens Face Unemployment This Summer HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Here are some piercing words for teens with piercings: You’re going to be unemployed this summer. Renee Ward, founder of the teen hiring service teens4hire.com, says while

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap REDWOOD CITY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – No one will know who wins the World Cup until the tourney ends next month – but a computer simulation of the competition suggests Italy will walk away with the cup. Electronic Arts

Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs SHAH ALAM, Malaysia (Wireless Flash) – Holy men mounted on motorcycles have begun patrolling a popular outdoor makeout spot in Shah Alam, Malaysia, to crack down on kissing couples. The Utusan Malaysia newspaper reports