Headlines for: 06-02-2002

Author Cross At Priestly Pick-Up Techniques AUSTIN, Texas (Wireless Flash) – Don’t get cross, but a man in Austin, Texas, claims the confession booth is the top pick-up spot for Catholic priests.

Americans Think Heston, O’Donnell Are Political Dolts NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Here’s a lesson for celebrities who want to get into politics – you’re damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Pet Shop Boys Suffering World Cup Woes NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Pet Shop Boys keyboardist Chris Lowe knows something about rhythm, but he needs to learn something about timing.

The ‘Love Code’: A Blueprint For Your Turn-Ons CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – The things that turn you on aren’t programmed into your DNA, but they might as well be. According to psychotherapist Dr. Amy Demner, in childhood, everyone

Activist Group Says ‘Not In A Box And Not With A Fox’ To Dr. Seuss Memorial WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) – An anti-government waste group says a new Dr. Seuss National Memorial in Springfield, Massachusetts, is full of “Green Eggs and Pork.”

Henry Rollins In The Dark About Rollins Bandit NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – On Henry Rollins’ website there’s a note that warns folks about a woman who masquerades as Rollins to steal people’s money – but the real Rollins says he’s never

Female Folkie To Attempt Record-Setting 50-State Tour MADISON, Wis. (Wireless Flash) – Many artists hate touring but not Wisconsin-based folk rocker Lis Harvey. She loves being on the road so much that later this summer she’s

Teen Boys: Still Virgins, But Horny As Heck NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The typical teenage boy is a lot like Jason Biggs’ character in American Pie – still a virgin but really horny.

Father/Son Relationship Causing Jordan’s Tendinitis? PORT RICHMOND, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Michael Jordan’s knee tendinitis sidelined him this NBA season – but the pain may be more likely caused by his deceased father than pro basketball if one spiritual

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Darth Vader is moving to the jazzy side of the force. Actor David Prowse, who played the black-cloaked baddie in the first three Star Wars movies, is taking voice lessons to

Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs BERLIN (Wireless Flash) – Brothels in Germany plan to hold open houses this fall to help attract new customers. A spokeswoman for the Association for Sexual Services tells Ananova.com the cathouse tours should help people get a