Article by Joshua Liao
Images edited by Ian Lim using "Silicon" Graphics
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The last artist of the month for this millennium (refer to Trash Talk for a more detailed discussion on the new millennium) goes to one of the hottest and most popular young singers today: Britney Spheres.
Unless you have been hiding under a rock for the past year, or have a reasonably good taste in music, you probably know a lot about this girl, so it would be pointless for me to babble on (I'm feeling lazy anyway).
I guess I'll just share with you some lesser known facts about Britney. Do you know her vital statistics? I don't really know, but from the pictures above, I think 32+10, 26, 34 would be a pretty good guess. And you should know from her MTV's (hey, they are actually fun to watch if you remember to turn the sound off) that she keeps her body fit, too. Her body-fat percentage is only 8%. In fact, she has twice more silicon than fat on her body (for all you mathematically challenged idiots out there, that is 36%).
And, do you know that aside from being a good singer
Sorry for the power interruption, people. I have just been struck twice by lightning for lying. Okay, okay, let's try this again...
Aside from being someone who tries to sing, Britney is also a very smart girl, contrary to what jealous critics may say. She is enrolled in a home-study program. Her teachers are all impressed by her breasts, er, I mean intelligence. In fact, she is planning to pursue a BS computer engineering degree if and when she graduates from high school. She said that she is really good at computers, and she would like to work in Silicon Valley someday. As an aspiring computer engineer, she already has a prototype for a microchip that can be implanted in a certain body part and be used to adjust the cup size easily.
But, at least for now, she plans to ride on her popularity and concentrate on her music career. Her toughest competition right now is Christina Aguilera, a fellow ex-Mouse Club member. But we are sure that with her "talent," Britney Spheres will flatten the competition squarely in no time.