Location: josh@nettrash.com
Race: Human (Mentally-unstable Atenean)
Age: 19
Birthday: 8/21/1980
Likes: basketball, computers, trouble-making
Dislikes: Lasallites, ROTC, and waking up in the morning
Josh is the webmaster of Planet Trash. He conceptualized it in a moment of extreme boredom and temporary insanity sometime in 1998. However, due to his penchant for procrastinating, the planet only materialized on February 7, 1999.
As the webmaster, once a month (and sometimes less than that), he sacrifices his social life and sits in front of the computer all day trying to finish all the things he wants to write. As of August 1999, he has only missed 5 out of 6 issues (That's not too much, is it?).
Of course, he is not a total geek (not yet anyway). He sets time for his other pursuits, such as computer games (so maybe he's a geek), basketball, and making other people's lives miserable.
Location: chrisbau@mailcity.com
Race: Human (at least that's what they told him)
Age: 19
Birthday: 10/13/79
Likes: basketball, comics, piano, and alienating everyone who
gets within 5 feet of him
Dislikes: Kobe Bryant, licking stamps, and La Sallites who can't talk straight
English
Christian is a Thomasian. If you don't know what that means, look it up in the dictionary. Of course you won't find that word, you gullible idiot.
The guy has been a Senior Scout back in high school and is still very proud of it. From Scouting, he learned the values of resourcefulness, hardwork, and human dignity. It's too bad that he does not apply what he has learned.
Nowadays, he has lots of free time, so he writes plenty of trash for this site. He is also planning an insomniacs' page, but, being a true procrastinator like the rest of us, he hasn't gotten around to doing it. Anyway, he will let you know when it is ready.
Location: matthew@compass.com.ph
Race: Human (Obese Atenean)
Age: 19
Birthday: 5/29/1980
Likes: straight A's, sleeping with his math notebook
Dislikes: anything not related to academics, except Dilbert
Matt is the ultimate "good boy" who always puts academics before anything else. He studies for future lessons, and finishes all projects way ahead of the deadlines (how disgusting!).
However, since his entry into the Ateneo, he has been subjected to the evil influences of his new classmates. Now, he regularly wastes precious time and money to join some lazy and violent people in a few games of Action Quake.
Even worse, he allowed himself to be recruited by Joshbert, the evil web director, to join Planet Trash and heap insults and criticisms on other people.
Nevertheless, he insists that academics will always be the first priority in his life. And that's why we all feel sorry for him.
Location: 09836853@mail4.dlsu.edu.ph
Race: Humanoid (Lasallite)
Age: 18
Birthday: 9/16/1981
Likes: basketball (Michael Jordan), Wrestling (Shawn Michaels),
NBA Live '99
Dislikes: Ateneans, Lasallites, and the rest of the human race
Vlad claims to be the only Lasallite with a brain. However, his strange behavior and childish obsession with the WWF cast doubts on the presence of gray matter inside his skull.
Nevertheless, Vlad proves himself to be better (or luckier) than other idiots by consistently being on the dean's list of De La Salle University.
He is notorious for writing horrible articles that require long, agonizing hours of editing, much to the chagrin of the webmaster. He also has a habit of submitting articles at least two days late.
Location: ironnick@zdnetmail.com
Race: Human (Atenean)
Age: around 18
Birthday: unknown
Likes: optimists, positive thinking
Dislikes: pessimists, negative thinking
Not too many people know who Iron Nick really is, and even those who know may not fully understand his strange view of life.
He always sees the bright side of things, unlike the other guys at Planet Trash, who, according to Christian Bautista, are all hopeless pessimists.
Location: crapupu@hotmail.com
Race: Trashian
Age: 619
Birthday: forgotten (Would you remember it if you were born 619 years ago?)
Likes: tall tales, bullshit
Dislikes: truth, reality
A resident of Planet Trash, Crapupu used to spend his time exploring Cyberspace and spreading all kinds of crap--virus alerts, chain letters, and urban legends.
After being convicted by the Interplanetary Court on thirty-two counts of spamming, he is now hiding somewhere on his home planet. While in his self-imposed exile, he writes all kinds of crap and bullshit to kill time. He also head the Prophets on Smoky Mountain, a successful psychic/fortune-telling group.
A pretty impressive team, isn't it? If you believe that you are as good as any of them, you may want to join the team.