About this planet
Located somewhere in the Internet Trash Galaxy in cyberspace, Planet Trash
is the home of some highly intelligent but horribly nasty lifeforms. Here, a team of brilliant humans and aliens shares their funny and trashy
thoughts with the rest of the unenlightened universe.
Warning/Disclaimer:
Planet Trash is a dirty place with lots of
offensive materials (Trash is supposed to be offensive, right?), so enter at your own
risk. The aliens shall not be held responsible for whatever feelings of hurt, revulsion,
or anger a surfer may experience after going through this planet. Also, any similarity
with real-life characters is probably (but not always) coincidence, so please don't
complain.
Minimum requirements:
- A computer with Internet access (Do I have to mention this?)
- A web browser (If you don't have this, you cannot read this...
you are stupid!)
- IQ of 50 or above (Lasallites exempted)
- Ability to read English
Recommended:
- IQ of 100 or above
- A sense of humor and irony
- Knowledge of current events in the Philippines (If you don't
know anything about that country, you will be confused by the frequent references to Erap,
Lasallites, and Ateneans. However, you can still enjoy most of our articles.)
Glossary for non-Filipinos:
- Philippines -- a country in Southeast Asia (look at your world
map)
- Erap or Joseph Estrada -- the president of the Philippines; has
an IQ of around 20
- Lasallite -- a student of De La Salle University; can also mean
"idiot"
- La Salle or DLSU -- home of Lasallites and/or idiots
- Atenean -- a student of Ateneo University; smart but arrogant
- Ateneo or ADMU -- home of Ateneans