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The Lakeside Conspiracy
Lakeside will always
be family even though
they're gone.
Jerkwater
Cause they are the
stanky, smelly SHIT!
YOUR NAME HERE
yeah that's right
you might be cool
enough to be filthy
one day too.
 This is where we find out who's filthy and who are sweet-ass bitches who need to fly out to San Fransico and stay in the pink flamingo hotel sucking dick for a buck and a quarter so that they can afford cable to be able to watch Ricky Martin shake his Bon-bon. Anyway, Filthy Bastards Dot Com is all about the collaberations. That means "working with other bands and artists" for you illiterates out there. So if you have a band, or think one day you might and you just wanna keep sharp working with other people... drop us a line and maybe we'll jam with you. Probably not, because you probably suck or else you wouldn't be worried about us, you'd be making mad bank and sueing the hell out of us for calling you a sweet sissy pink-mouth dipshit.   
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Artist News! Coming Very Soon The Newest Underground band from RVA: These evil illegitimate motherfuckers have some sort of attitude problem. There's only two of em, and they won't let anyone else in the band I think they just wanna keep the touring cash to themselves. I can't even get a fucking bone from these motherfuckers and I'm all about em. That's why I'm like fuck it I'ma give away some of thier CD's for free. See how they like That shit! Email me with a sweet animated naked bitch or Send me an email that isn't all sweet and weak and has a filthy ass link to a sweet free porn site or something hot like that and I might send you a free Jerkwater CD |