Headlines for: 05-20-2002

Web Geek: ‘Pastors Create The Worst Websites’ ROCKVILLE, MD (Wireless Flash) – It may sound blasphemous but one web designer says church pastors create the worst websites out there because of something he calls “Jesus Junk.”

New Soccer Stadiums Part Of U.S. Mind-Control Plot? AUSTIN, Tex. (Wireless Flash) – A conspiracy researcher in Austin, Texas, claims the new soccer stadiums built for the upcoming World Cup are really mind-control devices.

Fashionable Ladies Panting For Sharon Osbourne’s Pants LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – These days, everything the Osbournes touch turns to gold. Just ask the Los Angeles fashion designer who has stylish ladies panting

Farrelly Brothers Don’t Want To ‘Nyuck’ Up Stooge Remake GLENDALE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – The Farrelly Brothers of There’s Something About Mary fame claim there’s something about the Three Stooges – and they don’t want to

Paper Cuts Can Change Your Life NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Be careful what you handle: A paper cut can change your life. That’s the story being handed over by a Japanese palm reader named

76-Member Rap Posse Wins Big With Bologna Anthem NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – 65,000 kids recently participated in a contest to win money for their school’s music programs, but the winner might surprise you – it was a 76-member rap group.

Ultimate Mama’s Boy Climbs Mt. Everest HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (Wireless Flash) – What’s a mountain climbing mama’s boy to do when he reaches the top of Mt. Everest? Call his mom, of course.

New Survey Blows The Lid Off Office Toilet Habits ROSWELL, Ga. (Wireless Flash) – Working in a cubicle may be hell, but it’s still better than the office restroom. In fact, 92 percent of folks who responded to a recent survey by bathroom

U.S. Soldier: ‘Creed Got Me Through Operation Anaconda’ FT. STUART, Ga. (Wireless Flash) – One U.S. Army First Lieutenant claims she wouldn’t have survived Operation Anaconda if it wasn’t for Creed.

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Pregnant pop star Brandy is having her baby shower this Friday (May 24) at Le Meridien hotel in Beverly Hills, and insiders say it looks like she’s going to have a girl based on

Around The Weird: Bizarre News Briefs NORTH PINELLAS, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – Those whom Wal-Mart has joined together, let no one put asunder: A Florida couple who met while working at Wal-Mart have been married at their place of business – right between a