Headlines for: 12-26-2001

MOTHER WORKING WITH DAUGHTER IN NEVADA BORDELLO CARSON CITY, Nev. (Wireless Flash) – A mother and daughter are proving the family that lays together stays together – by working at the same brothel.

‘LIMP BIZKIT WILL FALL’ VOWS GUITARIST LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Limp Bizkit will soon start auditioning new guitarists, and it could be the end of the band as we know it if one guitarist has his way.

CAROL CHANNING: ‘I’M A PROSTITUTE’ PALM SPRINGS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Stage actress Carol Channing has a shocking confession to make: “I’ve been prostituting myself since the fourth grade.”

WORLD’S FIRST HANGOVER WORKOUT SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) – A San Diego man has created the world’s first New Year’s Eve “hangover workout”. Fitness trainer Bernie Miller says a hangover is no excuse for not

‘BIGFOOTMOBILE’ GETS ROLLING WITH SASQUATCH STUDIES MANASSAS, Va. (Wireless Flash) – A Virginia man is taking Bigfoot research to America’s highways. William Dranginis is putting the finishing touches on what he calls

REAL HOBBITS DISCOVERED IN NEW ZEALAND CHRISTCHURCH, N.Z. (Wireless Flash) – It’s fitting that the new Lord of the Rings movies were filmed in New Zealand, because scientists there claim the country is home to real-life hobbits.

PSYCHICS FUMBLED SEPT 11 PREDICTIONS FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – If psychics really can predict the future, why didn’t any of them know the World Trade Center would be attacked?

SHAQ’S FOOT PROBLEMS: ALL IN THE STARS? CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – Lakers star Shaquille O’Neal’s recent foot problems may have more to do with his zodiac chart than his medical chart.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS BATTLE POST-HOLIDAY DEPRESSION WILMINGTON, Del. (Wireless Flash) – Folks who leave their Christmas lights up until March aren’t lazy slobs – they’re just trying to battle post-holiday depression.

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings will be the next targets spoofed by the Wayans brothers in the third installment of their Scary Movie series. The flick –