Headlines for: 12-12-2001
COUPLE INVENT FART-FILTERING CUSHION
GREENVILLE, N.C. (Wireless Flash) A husband-and-wife inventing team is cushioning the humiliation of farting in public with a portable gas-absorbing cushion.
PORN ACTOR PUTS THE LAY IN BIN LADEN
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) If Will Smith thinks playing Muhammad Ali was a challenge, he should have tried playing Osama bin Laden in a porn movie.
SCROOGE GETS A GAY SPIN IN A QUEER CAROL
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Theres a new version of A Christmas Carol thats making designs for the gay community: Ebenezer Scrooge is a bitter interior designer and Tiny Tim is Bob
CHRISTMAS NOT MERRY FOR BLACK KIDS
DURHAM, N.C. (Wireless Flash) An African-American preacher in Durham, North Carolina, has a bone to pick with the traditional white Christmas. Reverend Paul Scott, who calls himself The Ebony Ebenezer
ACTOR STEPS INTO MC HAMMER PANTS FOR ROLE
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Actor Romany Malco found out the hard way that no one has bigger pants to fill than MC Hammer. Malco, who plays Hammer in VH1s biopic, Too Legit: The MC Hammer
IS BIG BUSINESS BEHIND ANTHRAX ATTACKS?
SAND POINT, Idaho (Wireless Flash) This could be a real headache for the makers of Bayer aspirin: A public health expert claims the giant corporation was behind the recent anthrax scare.
NEVER USE KEYS TO FIGHT OFF AN ATTACKER
BOSTON (Wireless Flash) For years, self-defense experts have recommended folks use car keys as weapons to fight off muggers. Now comes word that its actually the worst thing you could do in the
CELEBRITY TOUR GUIDE VOWS TO UNCOVER HARRISON DEATH SPOT
LAGUNA HILLS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) The address listed on George Harrisons death certificate has been found to be fake, but one Hollywood tour guide has vowed to find the real location.
GIFT WRAP GRINCHES KEEP GIVING DISCONTENT
BREWSTER, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) Its better to give than receive, but some folks prefer to give grief to others on how their presents were wrapped.
FLASH LITES: RIP N READ POP CULTURE RECAP
DOVER, Fla. (Wireless Flash) Once a peeping Tom, always a peeping Tom: A Florida man arrested twice for peeping up womens skirts using a tiny camera attached to his shoe is now being accused of doing the same trick to