Headlines for: 09-05-2001

MAINE GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE WANTS STATE TO SECEDE FROM UNION PARSONSFIELD, Maine (Wireless Flash) – America may soon have only 47 states if a woman in Parsonsfield, Maine, has her way. Carolyn Chute is running for governor for Maine and, if elected, she wants

‘BECAUSE I GOT HIGH’ UP FOR A ‘DOOBIE AWARD’ NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Afroman’s hit anthem, “Because I Got High,” is getting raves from folks who smoke the wacky weed.

LEE MAJORS: ‘IT WOULD TAKE MORE THAN $6 MILLION TO FIX ME UP NOW’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors admits it would take more than six million bucks to fix him up these days.

AUSTIN POWERS’ TEETH INSPIRING BRITS TO GET DENTAL WORK LONDON (Wireless Flash) – Austin Powers’ crooked teeth may be funny to you but it’s no joke to the British. According to a survey by Invisalign Braces, 11 percent of English people

MERRILEE RUSH ADMITS SHAGGY’S ‘ANGEL’ IS CLEANER THAN THE ORIGINAL SEATTLE, Wash. (Wireless Flash) – Shaggy’s hit, “Angel,” is getting mixed reviews from the woman who sang the original version in 1968.

RADIO SAVING THE WRINKLED OLD STAR DARIEN, Conn. (Wireless Flash) – Radio isn’t just for listening anymore – it’s the latest wave in plastic surgery. Connecticut-based plastic surgeon Dr. Frederic Newman says the hottest new

EMERGENCY ROOMS DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Going to the emergency room could be leave you in worse shape than when you came in. That’s according to former ER doc Joel Cohen, whose new book ER:

WORLD’S FIRST MAXI PAD FOR PLUS-SIZE WOMEN CINCINNATI (Wireless Flash) – Maxi pads are going to the max thanks to a new product that’s being marketed to larger ladies. The so-called “Always Maximum Protection” is being pitched as the

BEER BUFFS RAISE STINK OVER ANIMAL POOP ALE BUFFALO, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) – Home brewers are raising a stink about a Scottish beer that’s flavored with animal dung. Historians there recently brewed a batch of the beer using a 5000-year-old

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash) – Would you want to see Dick Clark take a bubble bath? The world’s oldest teenager will be doing just that on an upcoming episode of his new talk show, The Other Half. Clark’s