Headlines for: 04-19-2001
SEQUEL TO GASSY CD: ITS A GUT-WRENCHING PIECE
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) After making a big noise with an all- flatulent CD that features nothing but the sounds of passing gas, a Los Angeles man says hes cut another one.
ERIN BROCKOVICH A BETTER MUM THAN QUEEN ELIZABETH?
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) England may be the Mother Country but that doesnt mean the Queen is a good sexual role model for her children.
BIOLOGIST TO KNOCK OUT LOCH NESS MONSTER WITH RADAR
TOKYO (Wireless Flash) This may alarm any Loch Ness Monster buffs: A Japanese biologist hopes to stun the creature with powerful radar to prove it doesnt exist.
PAUL WILLIAMS: IVE ONLY JUST BEGUN
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) Composer Paul Williams will be inducted into the Songwriters Hall Of Fame in June, but he claims hes only just begun to feel like a songwriter.
CONDOM CAMPAIGN RUBS PRO-LIFE GROUP WRONG WAY
WASHINGTON (Wireless Flash) A pro-life group is being rubbed the wrong way by a free condom giveaway thats being endorsed by Planned Parenthood and the Dave Matthews Band.
KIDS VOLUNTARILY GIVE UP TELEVISION
WAUCONDA, Ill. (Wireless Flash) It sounds like something out of the X Files, but some elementary students are giving up television and are upset because they arent getting enough homework.
TV MAGICIAN STILL TURNING TRICKS
CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) Old dogs cant learn new tricks but old magicians can. Case in point: 66-year-old Marshall Brodien. Back in the 1970s, Brodien was known for his commercials for TV Magic
APE CO-STARS DROVE MARK WAHLBERG BANANAS
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) Actor Mark Wahlberg almost went bananas while filming Planet Of The Apes. Wahlberg tells the upcoming Entertainment Weekly that he nearly had
COW CHIP THROWING CONTEST
BEAVER, Okla. (Wireless Flash) This is no bull the town of Beaver, Oklahoma, will be hosting the World Cow Chip Throwing Championship tomorrow.