Headlines for: 08-30-2000

BUSINESS BOOMING FOR FIDO FUNERAL DIRECTOR OCEAN ISLE BEACH, N.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about gross profits: Business is booming for a North Carolina man who sells canary caskets, kittie urns and hound dog headstones.

`SURVIVOR' SECRETS: GERVASE NEVER WANTS TO WORK AGAIN NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- "Survivor" cast member Gervase Peterson admits he currently doesn't have a dime but he's perfectly happy to live off his fame.

WITCHCRAFT IN THE WORKPLACE FRANKLIN LAKES, N.J. (Wireless Flash) -- Pesky co-workers getting you down? Try a little workplace witchcraft. Self-proclaimed witch Patricia Telesco suggests "marking

`RODMANTV.COM' POSES LEGAL RISK FOR `THE WORM' BATON ROUGE, La. (Wireless Flash) -- Dennis Rodman is planning his own version of "Big Brother" by cybercasting live party footage from his home 24 hours a day -- but it

TELETHON COULD MAKE JERRY LEWIS NUTTIER THAN `NUTTY PROFESSOR' WHITTIER, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Jerry Lewis' behavior during this weekend's Muscular Dystrophy telethon may not be

`BEETLE BAILEY' TURNS 50 (SEPT. 4) STAMFORD, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about soldiering on: Comic strip character Beetle Bailey turns 50 on Labor Day. On September 4, 1950, the Beetle Bailey strip made its

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Angelina Jolie shouldn't get any lip about her plump-looking smacker. Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Randal Hayworth tells the upcoming "Parade" magazine

SINGER ARRESTED FOR SPRAYING SILLY STRING BUFFALO, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- If you visit Buffalo, New York, be careful: the police department considers Silly String dangerous.

WRITING CARTOON MUSIC MAKES SINGER ANIMATED BOSTON, Mass. (Wireless Flash) -- Letters To Cleo leader Kay Hanley is animated over her side job: writing songs for cartoons.