Headlines for: 05-16-2000

WEIGHT-LOSS EXPERT LOOKING FOR BEEFY BRIDES CLEARWATER, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- If you're a beefy bride "weighting" to get married, a Florida woman wants to chew the fat with you.

SITTING ON CAN INSPIRES BUS DRIVER'S INVENTION ROSELLE, N.J. (Wireless Flash) -- Some of the world's greatest ideas come from midnight trips to the bathroom. That's the straight poop from Ted Hixon, a 52-year-old bus

`MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE' THEME TO BECOME SINGLE? SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Alternative rockers They Might Be Giants might soon have a hit single: The theme song to TV's "Malcolm In The Middle."

BUSH BALLISTIC OVER `SEX IN CITY' QUESTION NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Want to stay on George W. Bush's good side? Don't ask him any questions about cable TV programs. That's the advice of "Glamour" magazine journalist David

WILL `GLADIATOR' MOVIE RELIEVE PAST LIVE TRAUMAS? EL CAJON, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Reincarnation researchers are excited about the new movie, "Gladiator." Tracy Kennedy, a past-life expert in El Cajon, California,

FILMING SOFT-CORE EROTICA HARDER THAN IT LOOKS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Filming soft-core erotica is harder than it looks -- especially when the actors get too "motivated."

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- AC/DC can't shake former frontman Bon Scott -- even though he died 20 years ago. Lead singer Brian Johnson tells "React" magazine he often feels Scott's ghostly

LIFE IMITATES ART FOR `CHAMELEON' STAR LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Life is imitating art for actress Bobbie Phillips, who plays the "Chameleon" on UPN's TV- movie series.

NERDWORLD.COM: WHERE THE GEEKS GO TO MEET BURLINGTON, Mass. (Wireless Flash) -- The word "nerd" is becoming a badge of honor for some computer geeks. That's according to self-proclaimed nerd Russell Stein, CEO