Headlines for: 03-01-2000

POSTAL PIRATE OFFERS WAYS TO `SAVE' ON POSTAGE PORT TOWNSEND, Wa. (Wireless Flash) -- Is it possible to send a letter in the United States for as little as two cents? It is if you believe a self-proclaimed "postal pirate" who calls

JACK WEBB'S GHOST TO EXPOSE LAPD CORRUPTION? ESTES PARK, Colo. (Wireless Flash) -- The current scandal rocking the Los Angeles Police Department is causing former TV cop Jack Webb to turn over in his grave.

DRUNK MIDGETS DESTROYED `PINOCCHIO' PREMIERE CULVER CITY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Walt Disney's classic cartoon "Pinocchio" will be re-released on video next Tuesday (March 7). Although the film is considered by many to be Disney's finest

COPS TO USE FINGERNAIL NOISES TO STOP CRIMINALS? LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The irritating sound of fingernails scratching a chalkboard may become the latest tool in fighting crime. Law enforcement experts are researching the possibility of

YELLOW AND BLACK BEST COLORS FOR CAMPAIGN POSTERS PENSACOLA, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- If John McCain wants to improve his chances against George W. Bush, he should print his campaign posters in shades of yellow and black.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD DALLAS (Wireless Flash) -- Philadelphia Eagles rookie quarterback Donovan McNabb may know how to throw a football, but he can't use a pen. According to "Beckett Football Card Monthly," McNabb's autograph -

KEYBOARDIST ROGER WILLIAMS KNOWS 10,000 SONGS -- AND FAKES THE REST LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- After 45 years in the music industry, there are few songs keyboardist Roger Williams doesn't know. The 75-year-old Williams -- who hit No. 1 in 1955 with "Autumn

LETTERMAN SCHOLARSHIP SEEKS `AVERAGE YET CREATIVE' STUDENTS SANTA ROSA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- This should make Dave Letterman's newly-mended heart go pitter pat: a scholarship fund created in his honor.

FROZEN FOOD TURNS 70 ON MONDAY (MAR. 6) SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (Wireless Flash) -- Monday marks a heartwarming anniversary for lazy Americans: the 70th birthday of the day frozen food first hit the market.