Headlines for: 07-28-1999

`WORLD'S LARGEST FEMALE ORGY' WON'T MAKE GUINNESS BOOK LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Here's one record-setting effort that WON'T make it to the "Guinness Book of World Records:" The World's Largest All-female Orgy.

CONTEST SALUTES ODDBALL MARRIAGE PROPOSALS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- People come up with the craziest ideas -- especially when it come to proposing marriage. A contest to find the "Most Imaginative Marriage Proposal"

OXFORD DICTIONARY NEEDS YOUR NEW WORDS LONDON (Wireless Flash) -- The "Oxford English Dictionary" is looking for a few good words. The editors of the dictionary are getting ready to revise

WOODSTOCK '99: A MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENT? LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Here's one for the "I've Been Watching Too Many "X-Files" File:" a man in Los Angeles claims Woodstock '99 was actually a government mind control experiment.

PIZZA MAKER SINGS OPERA, MAKES SCULPTURES RICHFORD, Mich. (Wireless Flash) -- A pizzamaker in Richford, Michigan, has found a saucy way to keep his customers happy: he sings them opera.

HOLLYWOOD URGED TO PRODUCE MORE GAY FILMS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A Los Angeles-based group hopes to persuade Hollywood studios into producing more gay-themed motion pictures.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Cybill Shepherd hopes to do for menopause what June Allyson did for adult diapers. The 49-year-old actress has just signed on as the spokesperson for a

`AMERICAN PIE' HUNKS NOT AS HORNY AS YOU'D THINK NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- The male stars of the raunchy teen comedy "American Pie" may spend the entire movie trying to get lucky -- but they aren't nearly as horny in real life.

MOBY DICK MARATHON SETS SAIL THIS WEEKEND MYSTIC, Conn. (Wireless Flash) -- The only thing scarier than running into "Moby Dick" might be trying to get through the entire book.