Improve Beach Sex Appeal: Place Beer Cooler Towards South East

Improve Beach Sex Appeal: Place Beer Cooler Towards South East

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – A tight bikini might help you pick up dates on the beach but you’ll score even more if your beer cooler faces the southwest. According to feng shui expert David Cho, keeping an open beer cooler filled with ice on the southwest corner of your towel increases your chances of getting lucky with the opposite sex. However, don’t keep Coke in the cooler. Cho says the red cans will attract freaks and it’s better to have drinks that come in white cans. Another beachin’ way to improve sex appeal is to place your umbrella facing east. That improves your decision-making ability – which is crucial if you meet two potential mates. Finally, Cho says beach towels should always be solid colors – white if you’re tan and periwinkle if you’re pasty white.

Mon 05-27-02