MR. ROGERS: DOGGIE APHRODISIAC

MR. ROGERS: DOGGIE APHRODISIAC

SHELBURN, Canada (Wireless Flash) – Frank Sinatra may get you in the mood for love but Mr. Rogers is top dog when it comes to getting canines to breed. According to Canadian dog breeder Karin Klouman, Mr. Roger’s calm relaxed tones act like a doggie aphrodisiac conducive to making bowsers breed. Until recently, Klouman was more inclined to use newscasters like Peter Jennings and Dan Rather to arouse her golden retrievers. However, the journalists’ drone only works on dogs if their owner isn’t showing stress from current events – and that’s been difficult ever since September 11. It sounds doggone silly but Klouman says getting canines to get carnal is important for her because she’s getting lots of orders from New Yorkers who are desperate for dogs.

Wed 10-31-01