MAN STARTS ORGANIZATION AGAINST ‘CANDY-ASS AMERICANS’
MAN STARTS ORGANIZATION AGAINST ‘CANDY-ASS AMERICANS’
LA MESA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – A 61-year-old man from La Mesa, California, has started a group to protest what he calls “America’s candy-ass reaction” to the recent terrorist attacks. Financial planner Doug Jones says he decided to form “Americans Against Candy Asses” because he’s embarrassed at how the terrorist attacks have turned Americans into fraidy-cats who are afraid to buy blue jeans or even Big Macs. Jones and his group is now asking fellow patriots to express civic pride by patronizing local bars, restaurants, and shops. He says Americans Against Candy Asses also wants Americans to stop whining about their fear of flying because “...trains are easier to blow up than planes.”
Wed 09-26-01