DUMB BLONDE AUTHOR SHOWS HER SMARTS

DUMB BLONDE AUTHOR SHOWS HER SMARTS

TORONTO (Wireless Flash) – Here’s something for the Barbie doll in all of us: A dictionary for dumb blondes. Canadian comic Sari Colt has just penned The Dumb Blonde Dick Shunary of Sex, which includes all sorts of ditzy definitions for erotic activities. Colt is a brunette, but dons a bad blonde wig for her act which she says actually makes her feel more clueless. Some of the dumb blonde’s definitions include... “Celibacy,” which is defined as “a famous person you meet in Hollywood.” A “G-string” is the part of the guitar that you pluck. “Pelvis” is a rock singer known for his ’69 special. And a “massage” is something that’s left on your answering machine.

Tue 08-14-01